A slave creature from another world that was destroyed, often used in the Charlie and the Chocolat Factory as workers.
by Lain April 18, 2004
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by your mothers fuck buddy May 8, 2006
Get the umpa lumpa porn mug.A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"
Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"
Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.
Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."
by Gohn Gardenza December 17, 2008
Get the Umpad mug.When a person has been dumped by there girl friend or boy friend and dosent yet know. the word can be used by people or 'friends' of the person to talk about the fact that they have been dumped with out them having any understanding .*warning this may only work on retards. *
Woody: hey how are you guys ? Ash: woody is De-umped! Rhys+Bermo: ahahahahahhaah Woody: what ?
LOL your De-umped!
LOL your De-umped!
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