by Juliahh August 14, 2006
The act of shoving something large and round into one of your bodily orifices, such as a turtle. while a turtle is traditionally used, also acceptable for the usage of this word are frisbees,plates,and some water bottles. This method of self-pleasure is to be used only by the most extreme of hole stuffers. If you cant think of anything else to shove up your ass, why not use a turtle? The sign language equivalent of turtling is making a fist but placing you thumb between your index and middle finger (american sign language for the letter T) and wiggling your thumb.
by icantfuckingthinkofanothername February 06, 2011
What happens when someone (usually Matt) eats far too much food. The person then proceeds to fall on their back and is so full they physically can't get up or roll over, no matter how much they rock back and forth much like a turtle on it's back.
Matt: Why did i eat that last pizza i'm totally gonna turtle!
Dane: Quick poke him and giggle he can't chase after you! He's totally turtling!
Matt: Bleugh!!! *rocks back and forth*
Dane: Quick poke him and giggle he can't chase after you! He's totally turtling!
Matt: Bleugh!!! *rocks back and forth*
by Mattson December 10, 2008
a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers
turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
by not luis really March 23, 2017
by "Goyo" September 29, 2012