trustiness

It's not even a word.

Steven Colbert, father of truthiness, on trustiness: "It's not even a word."

by xTrippleZero April 13, 2006

turdstabber

any dude who has anal sex

gimme back my cd you fuckin turdstabber

by badger boy 5-0 June 14, 2007

Trust Poop

An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.

Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!

by wjodjfs November 4, 2011

turdster

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

Trustworthy

Adj.
Someone you can rely on to be honest, not to gossip, or tell your secrets to others. A person you can tell all of your secrets too without worry. Also someone you can rely on to set you straight and do the right thing even if it is not what you want.

My best friend is so “trustworthy”, she wouldn’t tell a soul what I told her.

by Sagax February 14, 2018

proto-trustafarian

4. In a larger and more general context, a Trustafarian is someone who lives off of a trust-fund or off of rental income from property that he/she inherited. In previous centuries certain rich kids received stipends or allowences from their parents to live a cultured life (usually before settling down while looking for a suitable spouse, and later getting a sinecure in the family business) without actually working for it, those could be now called proto-trustafarians. Anyone who livess off of income he/she hasn't actually earned and keeps it quiet is a Trustafarian, who may in fact be, and often is a decendant of proto-trustifarians.

John's not only a trustifarian, he comes from a long line of proto-trustifarians, in the last 100 years the family has worked for maybe a year.

by Cyrien July 8, 2005

in goon we trust

a popular saying from the tiktoker “Goon”. Goon often makes relatable content for
people going through breakups, and Goon helps them to get through this. That is why we trust in goon

man she cheated on me
*sees a tiktok of Goon*
In Goon we trust

by absolutintekevin July 17, 2023