I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

by beavinator May 17, 2004

Gay Tuesday

Gay tuesday is a day set aside by the gods for homosexual merriement!
Orginated on Tricklife Forums.

"Happy Gay Tuesday to all!"

by itatchi83 February 3, 2009

tuesday

tuesday is the day to cry and masturbate, according to darren criss.

Person A: “Hey what’s the day?”
Person B: “Tuesday..”
Person A: “I’ll be right back”

by fatcockman69 May 11, 2020

c u next tuesday

Cunt

When you can't call someone a cunt just say c u next tuesday

by doedoebird73 February 25, 2011

Tied up Tuesday

A day celebrated every Tuesday by those who practice bondage. On this day you are encouraged to tie up your significant other, friend with benefits, friend without benefits, neighbor or coworker. You can use any bondage implement of your choice but rope is the most common thing used. It occurs before hump-day for a reason. It is also known as Tie me up Tuesday, Tie up Tuesday or Tied down Tuesday.

It was Tied up Tuesday, so Marc tied up his girlfriend Bekka to celebrate.

by C. Marculatum August 21, 2010

Rukkas Tuesday

(Ruh-kus=Tooz-day)
The Tuesday of every week whereby participants are gathered to destroy the personal property of others in a humorous manner, inconvenience complete strangers, or execute needlessly elaborate pranks to confuse, destroy, or cause uncomfortable situations for all involved.
This Holiday was developed in the Spring of 2001 when Sir Thomas of Craven the Destroyer, and The Czar Mikhail of Mt. Shikkoluk set fire to the roads in their town.
The first activity of every meeting is to destroy all mailboxes available with ceremonial bat or explosive device. Afterwards rejoicing and more Rukkas takes place. Preparations are frowned upon.

Rule # 1 is never go back unless absolutely necessary, or the next day.

If Rukkas Tuesday is celebrated during a week when Bulk pickup is occuring, full advantage should be taken. If Bulk pickup occurs every week in your town, you have no excuse.

Other practices are encouraged but not limited to:
-Paint on cars
-Poop on cars
-Soccer games in restaurants
-Backyard lawn jobs
-Car slalom

Be sure to have your favorite CD of remixed video game or cartoon theme songs on hand.

When the bag pop and air.

"You do not talk about Rukkas Tuesday."

by Thomas Ferriter July 28, 2006

Sometimes it's Tuesday

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.

"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."

by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009