TurkeyHead

1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.

1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.

by Sam Faint November 15, 2007

Turkey

A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.

Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.

by t-grex November 18, 2018

TMI Turkey

The act of holding up the palm of your hand and spreading out all five fingers, while placing your other hand in the center of the opposite palm with fingers spread, with your thumb sticking straight up resembling a turkey. To explain in hand motion, when someone has given you Too Much Information.

Tom: Hey Jane, I just took the biggest dump ever!
Jane: (TMI TURKEY) WoW, Tom, um... thanks?

by Joshua Nelson March 7, 2007

Reed Tucker

Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.

"Dragon stance...HIIIYA!!"

by Fooby July 27, 2004

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

tuckee

tuckee is poopoo. comes from the filipino language

erika likes to make alot of tuckee everyday!!! haha

by lukass March 25, 2008

turkey spew

a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.

"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."

by danmau5 August 31, 2009