- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
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Is an ancient custom originating near the Baltic islands. It dates back to time 650 A.D. This customary tradition believes that a charming young lad and suited young damsel are together supposed to go on a sailing journey into the Baltic seas to find a glass slipper which is fitting for the damsels foot. Through the cold, rough seas, and high tides, the couple forge a deep bond. Once the slipper has been found by the suited couple, they return to their village to share their new found treasure and enjoy a celebration with their families. It is indeed a joyous occasion and much festivities are part of this wonderful tradition. Bucket tossing, mule painting and giraffe riding prime events of the tradition. The final toast of the night occurs when the couple drink to their new found joys in the glass slipper they retrieved from the Seas of Baltic.
Ahoy captain, i hear the tides are high. It's okay, anything to uphold the customs of the Glass Slipper Tradition. Anything to drink butterbeer scotch in a glass slipper with my charming young lad.
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Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?
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