what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
Get the toilet seatmug. A sub genre of heavy metal that primarily features vocals that sound like a toilet or a stomach during a violent bowel movement.
After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.
by wtfAreRobsterCraws August 28, 2017
Get the toilet coremug. What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014
Get the Toilet Zombiemug. by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015
Get the Milk toiletmug. The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017
Get the Toilet Wrinklesmug. someone who you take emotional dump s on.
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011
Get the emotional toiletmug. I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009
Get the toilet goldmug.