what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008

someone who you take emotional dump s on.
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011

I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009

by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015

A sub genre of heavy metal that primarily features vocals that sound like a toilet or a stomach during a violent bowel movement.
After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.
by wtfAreRobsterCraws August 28, 2017

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014

by blue dog March 11, 2015
