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toilet seat

what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
mugGet the toilet seatmug.

emotional toilet

someone who you take emotional dump s on.

someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better

that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011
mugGet the emotional toiletmug.

toilet gold

Corn in your turds down in the toilet
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009
mugGet the toilet goldmug.

Milk toilet

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms
by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015
mugGet the Milk toiletmug.

toilet core

A sub genre of heavy metal that primarily features vocals that sound like a toilet or a stomach during a violent bowel movement.
After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.
by wtfAreRobsterCraws August 28, 2017
mugGet the toilet coremug.

Toilet Zombie

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014
mugGet the Toilet Zombiemug.

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.
I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.
by blue dog March 11, 2015
mugGet the toilet guppiesmug.

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