what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
Get the toilet seatmug. by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015
Get the Milk toiletmug. Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
by acmjojo August 12, 2013
Get the toilet surfingmug. What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014
Get the Toilet Zombiemug. The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017
Get the Toilet Wrinklesmug. by blue dog March 11, 2015
Get the toilet guppiesmug. A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.
by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023
Get the Meat Toiletmug.