toby keith

see cock gobbler
also see ass muncher

hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.

by yo_daddy March 23, 2005

Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

Toby H Esq.

A man who believes that simply adding "esq." to the end of your name automatically causes one to become heighted to a state of classiness... FALSE

Toby is pretty jagged edged, Toby H Esq. is still, quite jagged.

by BradizzleL December 6, 2006

tubby

A word that describes a person who is cute and/or cuddly

awww, they are so tubby

by weradsfuy May 30, 2018

Doggy Tobbagan

You screw a chick at the top of a staircase doggy style and when you finish; punch her in the back of the head, pull her arms back and ride her down the stairs, rinse and repeat.

I didn't feel like walking down the stairs so i gave her the doggy tobbagan

by Moonface October 15, 2004

Tobey

A hot guy with a huge dick. Awesome boyfriend.

I want tobey so bad.

by Just gonna send it April 24, 2017

Toby Keith

Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.

Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit

by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005