not today

what ur gf or bf says to u every night

hey babe u down tonight ;)
not today

by carnokarma April 01, 2021

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

by jungcock. March 18, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian December 12, 2015

Today or Tomorrow

Within 2-14 business days.

I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.

by TortillaPlodzien August 24, 2021

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

by Hankscolts December 02, 2022

I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM

you know, i will sleep early today

by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023