dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

soapy soap

Leftover soap residue

Dude, you got some soapy soap on your car.

by soapy soap March 15, 2011

soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.

Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!

by Yackobeen March 03, 2014

soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter March 15, 2012

soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

by awmm April 12, 2015

soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

by dylie January 03, 2013

Brain Soap

Soap used for cleansing the brain of a disturbing image or words that just wont leave.

Can also be spelled without a space, as Brainsoap

"I think i need some serious brain soap after seeing that"

p1-"That image is now forever burned into my retinas... "
p2-"Not with brain soap!" *hands brain soap*
p1-"ahh brain soap"
p2-"so what was that image?"
p1-"what image??"

by Yaku Leslie-Draco Drespeire March 11, 2010