Walrus Powder

The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.

A Walrus is no match for the mighty Walrus Powder!

by neveragainfool October 27, 2014

Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

by Czechmatedude September 14, 2011

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 28, 2015

Boney Walrus

When two guys take their dicks and shove it in each nostril then the women makes a walrus noise.

I was in a threesome last night and we did the Boney walrus

by Nebdood October 22, 2023

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 08, 2017

Walrus Rimjob

Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch

Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!

by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018

Don Walrus

One who always has sex being on the bottom due to being overweight, lazy, or entitled like a mafia boss

I heard Jimmy is a regular Don Walrus in the sack which is why hes always single.

This girl is so creative when it.comes to.sex you know Don Walrus ain't happening

by CombatVet134 January 04, 2019