The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021
Get the schoolmug. A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.
by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016
Get the schoolmug. by Mish October 26, 2004
Get the Schoolmug. A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.
Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F.
I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.
I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.
by biased, just like everyone else December 28, 2005
Get the schoolmug. a place that is badass and all educational... most of the time boring, unenlightening, and nonproductive... here you will find the boys rooms where smoking isn't allowed.
I'm gonna go to school, and at school, I will be a schoolboy, merrily doing the schoolboy thing, and perhaps get schooled by the bigger tough guys.
by DomZilla999 January 6, 2003
Get the Schoolmug. school is so gay
by SchoolIsUncool May 16, 2009
Get the schoolmug. by education, smeducation May 6, 2009
Get the Schoolmug.