Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.

Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!

by THE Thor May 02, 2011

Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 05, 2021

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 03, 2022