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Chanckin' yer Spam

Similar to "jerking your chain", this is phrase is used to say "just kidding". It is rooted in the common helpdesk response to "Check your spam (email box)" when an intended email did not reach it's destination. As if the recipient did not think of that...; Shortened version: jus' chanckin'
Maybe you should log off and reboot in safe mode....nah, just Chanckin' yer Spam. Your computer's fucked.
by Portal Guy February 27, 2011
mugGet the Chanckin' yer Spammug.

oot yer box

Extremely intoxicated
synonym of mad wae it, steamin',

pronounced oot yer boacks
ned wan: Aw man ah wiz pure wasted last night, pure chibbed some daft cunt
ned twa: Oot yer box man, wanae mug that old bint comin oot the gala bingo
ned wan: aye man, lets pure smash her cunt in
by puremental February 8, 2010
mugGet the oot yer boxmug.

pop it in yer ass

when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.
Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass
by bill January 19, 2004
mugGet the pop it in yer assmug.

stay in yer lane

Get out of my business. Or, if someone switches who they fancy due to an uncalled for interference (aka the person of interest gets a significant other) so that person switches lanes because now they know they aren't going to get to date that person.
Sara really liked Nick, until he started dating Madeline. Now, she is switching lanes and hitting on Tyrone!! Make up your mind, and stay in yer lane!
by DynamicObserver December 26, 2015
mugGet the stay in yer lanemug.

Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*
by purefanny565 August 29, 2016
mugGet the Yer da sells the Avonmug.

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
by purefanny565 February 3, 2017
mugGet the Yer maw punts coonsilmug.

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