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wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
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Red Wedding

It's a term meaning the last days of your Twitter career, when different users band together & share the bad experience they've had of you in the app. Originating from the Game of Thrones series, this meaning of term has comes from South African Twitter(X) users.
“They're hosting a red wedding for him on Twitter.”

I'm so tired of her, can we have her red wedding soon.”
by superbbroccoli September 19, 2023
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Liams wedding

Liam loves a person called dakota and are going out and are probably married when ur reading this 💍🥺❤
by Liamy boiii December 31, 2020
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Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
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walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time
Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas
by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022
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Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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