Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do

Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag

by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

Samurai Card

Once you have sex with an Asian girl for your first time you gain your Samurai Card.

Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 April 3, 2017

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

Angel Jose robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mugen And Raymond Robles From Samurai Champloo

Angel Jose robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mugen And Raymond Robles From Samurai Champloo

Angel Jose robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mugen And Raymond Robles From Samurai Champloo

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023