:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
Get the samurai sword swallowermug. by Coryxkenshinlover <3 August 26, 2022
Get the Samuraimug. A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
Get the Miami Samuraimug. by Chocothunder November 5, 2017
Get the the legendary samuraimug. by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017
Get the dancing samuraimug. a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.
by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020
Get the penis samuraimug. brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.
by angry s March 8, 2003
Get the cardboard tube samuraimug.