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ya mum

ya mum is ya mum also

"joemama"

"ur mom"

"your mom"

"adult"
by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021
mugGet the ya mummug.

the mum whisperer

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.
hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night
by sniper047 June 9, 2009
mugGet the the mum whisperermug.

Highgate Mum

A disparaging term used to refer to a certain clique of north London, white, liberal, middle-aged mothers. They can be seen frequenting Gail's, Hampstead Heath, brunch, and attending yoga and pilates. They are known to be 'right-on'- meaning they empathise with their children on issues such as inequality and climate change, while simultaneously driving an oversized 4x4 to drop little Tom and Eva off every morning at their £20,000 a year private school.
1: Have you been keeping up with Susan on FaceBook recently?
2: Yeah she's become a real Highgate Mum ever since she started shopping at Waitrose
by MultiTrack June 26, 2021
mugGet the Highgate Mummug.

ur mum

when ur british friend tries to roast you
when u insult your british friend they will most likely say this to you they will say "I know ur mum is tho."
by lizzie.io December 20, 2019
mugGet the ur mummug.

Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men
Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!
by Chinnage March 27, 2022
mugGet the Bayleys mummug.

Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.
"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum
by the dark lord October 18, 2018
mugGet the Robbie's mummug.

Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.
by Mr McDinguserrill April 7, 2020
mugGet the Ya Mummug.

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