lan

lan is a pretty 'cool' dude who plays video games a lot. he says he's "evil" but younger kids like him so he cant be that bad?? he isn't awkward at all and he always knows what to say. people always mistakes him for albertsstuff (a ROBLOX youtuber). he swears a whole bunch and eats a *lot*. he likes to annoy others and hang out with middle schoolers

lan: *says something stupid*
me: shut up lan

by koothroon April 23, 2018

Lan

Usually a girl, with strong ambition but lacks in love. She very nice but would take your man anytime. She a ride or die friend, and Lan are so gorgeous

“bro have you seen Lan?? She such a good friend”

by Angela Pham November 22, 2021

LAN

Life Ain't Nice

No ones talking to me LAN

I feel alone LAN

by LAN. October 8, 2021

the lan

basically, the teach think im learning but im actually watching the lan (John Nolan)
Basically means you're watching The Rookie in class instead paying attention to the teacher.

"Teach think I'm watching but me and my friends all watching the lan.

by BOOZOOS GHOSTS September 30, 2025

da plane lan

You received your paycheck. Your salary was deposited into your bank account.

"Anyone know if da plane lan yet?"

Bui, I tryna to pay my rent but da plane en lan yet!

by Wa-Ya-Won June 25, 2023

lao lan

getting pressed, confused talk.

when someone talk bullshit about you: ‘eh, don’t lao lan hor.’

by fortsy1245 October 28, 2021

Ou lan lan

Some ancient old man living in a temple

Ou lan lan: *walks in building*
Everyone: all hail ou lan lan

by The creater of earth September 9, 2019