Seth-Crazed Hoochie

A stupidly smitten, cardigan wearing, Persian girl who comes with bundt cakes and leaves with her hoop earrings all over your life.

I’ll take Seth-crazed hoochie for $800 Alex.

by Seth-crazed Hoochie October 30, 2021

hoochie mama

vincent vaughan

vincent asked what a hoochie mama was. little did he know he is a hoochie mama

by yourstrulyb August 29, 2021

hoochie mama

The reason nuclear weapons exist

That hoochie mama’s outfit burned my eyes. Where’s the bleach?

by Nanachi July 09, 2019

Hoochie Mama

A term used as a signal for when to spray pesky children with a water hose

"When I give the signal, you turn on the water"
"What's the signal?"
"Hoochie Mama"

by transcendentbluegill February 10, 2025

hoochie mamas

a group of girls who look like homeless sluts

“look over there jersey and sophia look like hoochie mamas”

by sk8terch1ck May 13, 2021

Hoochie mama

Hoochie mama is when a girl has too much makeup on and have all the men hot on her

Damn you heard Shantila a hoochie mama I heard she got with that man over at the corner store

by Shady_Lyssa December 03, 2018

House hoochie

House hoochie

Female in the house keep the crib clean & smelling good. Cooks, is cool w/ kids an feminine as hell, lets the man lead. Oh an stay lookin cute. A man is lucky to find one. Heaven On Earth(h.o.e) Happiness over everything. Not a broke bitch.

I love her she a house hoochie

by Xxxkat May 24, 2022