Death

Marriage

"When's your death?"
"Tomorrow, her names Alice"

by bunsanchw February 4, 2018

Death

What every edgy teenager desires.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

by Exterminate_all_thots May 23, 2018

death

The only way to escape crushing depression and student loan debt

All students crave death to release them from this mortal prison.

by StudentLoanDebt101 May 2, 2022

death

A superior method to cure the disease called life.

Scientist: The cure for your life is death, you should borrow this revolver.

by Thy most Superior One December 10, 2021

Death

Death is when u die...
aka when u stop breating, and your heart stops.

i want death to happen to me

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021

Death

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023

Death

Complete transformation of future into past.

Seeing Harry holding a gun at him, Joe knew he was close to death now and that his time was up.

by cannapeas November 4, 2019