CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND

Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus

by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020

coronavirus

a stupid fucking virus that stops us from going outside and makes us need to have explosive diarrhea and we buy more toilet paper. Also, invisible dumbass creatures make germs on us, so we need more hand sanitizer

Girl: Hey, have you heard of the coronavirus?
Boy: Yeah, I fucking hate that shit

by xsunsetkaykay on roblox June 10, 2020

Coronavirus

A stupid virus that killed people

The stupid coronavirus stopped the champions league

by Craxyz May 26, 2020

Coronavirus Test

When you fuck her through either nostril.

Bro, I think I touched her brain. That was definetely a Coronavirus Test.

by Upppeer August 22, 2020

coronavirus

A pandemic that started in 2019. Known as Sars 2.0

Peter: I got coronavirus
Bob: AAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME

by mynameisadriansmh April 20, 2023

Coronavirus

A deadly virus giving gamers E P I C free time for free.But it comes at a cost that cost is that you can't do a B I G gaming night with your friends.

xXEpic_GamerXx: " my grandma got coronavirus"
N00B_destroyerZZ: "F"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)

Yo the coronavirus is so horrible

No fucking shit

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020