Basket of Weaving

A situation in which someone has intentionally created a drama storm to which is referred to as the "basket of weaving"

The dramatic exerts of a "puppet master" making all the little puppets dance to his/her rhythm... the rhythm of basket weaving

1:Girl - "I need you to talk to my friend for me, I think she's mad at me for sleeping with her boyfriend"
You - "...don't add me to your basket of weaving"

2:Boy - "Jon said he saw you steal from my house..dude, whats up?"
You - "Jon is weaving us into a basket because he's jealous of our friendship"

by ElectricianOfUrMom October 5, 2009

Beaver Basket

A small, convertible automobile marketed toward women - especially the Volkswagen Cabriolet or Mini Cooper Convertible.

Did you see Mike's new car? Be bought a fucking Miata. We've gotta give him shit about it - it's a total beaver basket!

by David452 June 29, 2008

Laundry Basket

A large white woman who typically communicates through sexting.

Yo I hit up my laundry basket for pics the other day and she said she wanted to meet up. Fuck that.

by jrobdrifter March 24, 2017

mushroom basket

Slang used to define one's vagina.

"Her mushroom basket smells like dog piss"

"Fuck I'd love to throw it in her mushroom basket"

"Thats the hairiest mushroom basket I've ever seen! Fuckn' thing looks like Chewbacca"

by Anthony A January 27, 2008

Fruits Basket

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!

Fruits Basket is the best anime series ever!

by Naomi August 7, 2004

Cum basket

Something that you put your sperm in after you masterbatute.

Something that you call you haters.

Your mum is such a cum basket

by Lbigfella July 23, 2010

basket of deplorables

A metaphorical basket containing half of all Trump supporters.

“You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic — you name it."
-Hillary Clinton

by #%^*+= September 13, 2016