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Watermelon Soup

That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.
That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom
by Fortniteamongus April 24, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is a metaphor for something that just does not exist. It seems plausible, because artificial watermelon flavor usually has sugar added. But an actual watermelon has no sugar, in fact people add salt instead. So it could also possibly be an ironic example that is substituting sugar for salt .
She is just too good to be true, she's watermelon sugar.

She appears to be sweet, but at closer taste most definitely salty.
by Aleister's Protegé August 23, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

The word that’s been stuck at #1 trending for over a year, because the words on the Trending page for this website haven’t been updated in over a year, most likely because Urban Dictionary staff either completely forgot that the page existed, or because they gave up and purposefully abandoned it.
The Trending page is more frozen than a Canadian lake during the Winter. I mean, even if it’s about the Harry Styles song, THE HARRY STYLES SONG “WATERMELON SUGAR” WAS RELEASED IN MAY 2020. IT’S JUNE 2021 THIS IS RIDICULOUS
by nlolhere June 10, 2021
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Dirty Watermelon

Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.
I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him
by Hampterman July 3, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

A pop song by Harry Styles played on the radio too many times.
Brad: “Have you heard Watermelon Sugar?”

Tony: “Yeah I heard it for the fourth fucking time within the span of an hour on the radio.”
by XXDX October 27, 2020
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watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs
Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!
by william shatnered January 3, 2011
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drive-by watermelon

similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)

the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
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