Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.

Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

Sidewalk Splash

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.

Jill: “How could things get any worse!?”
*Gets Sidewalk Splashed*

by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019

London Splash

A smooth therm for acid attacks. The name come from London wich has currently an epidemic of acid throwing.

That woman got a London splash , look at her face.

by Devok1 May 3, 2018

Rubber Splash

When your having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and whip her with the condom, and then jizz on her face and or body.

I can't believe I got Alisha with the rubber splash last night bro.

by Classic Jimmie June 1, 2017

Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.

If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...

by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012

Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

by 6515 October 31, 2011

Selby Splash

A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.

Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 21, 2022