spit and run

When a girl just sucks you off and goes her way without giving even a number or any info,leaving u with messed up emotions.More often than not it would be a swallow and run but that does not rhyme with hit and run and girls dont always swallow hence spit and run.

Guy 1) Those spit and run accidents leave so many emotional wrecks.

Guy 2 ) Straight up now tell me do u wanna love me forever or am I caught in a spit and run.

by jamdown April 18, 2010

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spitting shit

speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.

Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.

by $matttttt$ March 22, 2007

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spit sisters

usually a friend and another friend (both female) that hooked up with the same guy.
but at different times.

girl you hooked up with him too!?
SPIT SISTERS!!!!!

by Shit mahh pants January 11, 2012

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courtesy spit

when you spit on your on the other persons genitals, mouth or anus to provide lubrication

i gave her a courtesy spit her pounine wouldn't burn up.

by akirafire June 27, 2008

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authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

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spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012

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