An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.
by RMC1 October 21, 2010
Get the Making A Pearlmug. by ImBoredYo February 25, 2008
Get the Dark Pearlmug. by bubblet August 19, 2008
Get the making pearlsmug. The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.
"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."
by the truth about james April 25, 2017
Get the Pearl Jammug. by Nbdond January 22, 2018
Get the julia pearlmug. by Wustah999 July 22, 2018
Get the Trout Pearlsmug. The most caring, loyal and trustworthy person you will ever meet, the best friend you could ever have! She is shy with people she doesn't know, but is really a super crazy, hyper and happy person. Is usually positive, but some things can bring her down.
Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.
The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.
Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.
The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.
Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
"Do you know who Laura-pearl is?" "She's my babe!"
Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.
Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?
Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?
Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........
Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.
Ross: Yeah........I bet.
Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.
Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?
Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?
Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........
Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.
Ross: Yeah........I bet.
by Jayasum December 5, 2017
Get the Laura-pearlmug.