mutually assured destruction

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.

Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!

by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

mutual throw each other day

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.

Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”

by mother????? October 14, 2021

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Mutual combat

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight

Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s

Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel

Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass

by Phoenixholmes October 5, 2021

mutual haters

Similar to the term mutual friends, mutual haters are two or more individuals who form a bond through their shared disdain of a person, place, or thing.

Person one: yo, I hate that group of people
Person two: YOOO SAME
A third person: y'all are like mutual haters
Josh: sup I'm Josh

by NathanielJoesephCambell July 27, 2024

wilburzw's mutuals

These words mean a group of people, who are following wilburzw on tiktok and she follows them back, are the coolest group of people you will ever meet.

"Dude! I didn't know you were one of wilburzw's mutuals! You're so cool bro!"

by wilburzw April 24, 2022

Mutualness

Means the same as mutuality but more correct for internet users.

Enjoy the mutualness of a friendship or a relationship, give and take.

by troyboy4life April 16, 2012