John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 2, 2024

Muffler Huffler

When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!

Man I was been a Muffler Huffler when I saw that '69 Carmero.

by SaliviaMcGee November 5, 2010

Tough muffler

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her

I just got a tough muffler in the park

by Binary01 July 23, 2019

Nugget muffler

When the booty hole too big for ya nugget

"Yo john she got a nugget muffler"

by Daddy is my daddy March 16, 2018

Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

caribbean muffler

First you stack pineapple rings on your dick and fuck a girl in the ass. When you pull out she farts on the pineapple and then eats it.

I gave her a Caribbean Muffler and she loved it!

by Nutsack Nibbler March 9, 2015

Muffler

When you rip ass too loud so you need to muffle it with a wad of toilet paper

Jason farted at dennys too loud so he needed to go to the bathroom and pull a muffler

by AvocadoDad May 27, 2024