fountain of talkingness

When someone expects you to keep talking all the time like you have an abundance of conversational topices just endless stored in alphabetical order in your brain.

he :Talk to me !!
she: Talk to you about what ??? you think im this overflowing fountain of talkingness ???

by idontknowwhatitisiknowwhatitis May 6, 2011

Fountain Show

The act of ejaculating in unison with a minimum of 2 male partners to create an artistic aerodesign.

Holy Shit! Did you see that fountain show? It was comparable to Old Faithful!

by MushroomSoup October 7, 2010

fountain and glass

Noun; When referring to when you have only drank out of a specific bottle either by fountain drinking(Drinking by pouring the drink into your mouth without touching your lips to the bottle) or by using a glass.

Here, I've only dranken out of this, fountain and glass.

by DicBot42162378 May 21, 2008

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

bloody fountain

A woman who squirts or urinates during her period. A man who has a bloody fountain should go see his Doctor right away.

Despite the mess, Hannah enjoyed rubbing her g-spot until her bloody fountain erupted.

by Dlee1967 December 20, 2014

dutch fountain

A fetish involving a couple that overeats and then lie down and rub their bellies together to the point where they throw up on each other which for some reason turns them on.

Riz and I dutch fountained yesterday after the all you can eat buffet

by roandri December 12, 2013

Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.

They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.

by Target359 February 5, 2015