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white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
by pentozali October 26, 2011
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The Cord

Short for Discord. Usually used by incels and lifeless virgins.
¨I saw you talking shit on the cord the other day¨
¨Fuck you bro¨
by Makarovfal May 21, 2020
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Death Cord

A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023
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Umbilical cord baby

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby
The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby
by Joenny October 29, 2022
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Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.
Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.
by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018
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Cordelia Cords

Cordelia is a beautiful asexual lesbian and is one of the greatest people ever, they are kind and funny im so grateful for them. Such a beautiful person :)
by A great friend cords September 23, 2021
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umbilical cord

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024
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