Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!

by Rat Brown May 29, 2011

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

cactus sunset

Going down on a man after he has recently trimmed his pubic hair.

My man trimmed his bush last night so i treated him to a cactus sunset.

by Dishy lab November 16, 2016

Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

Needless cactus

A term used for someone that is useless

Dude, this guy is being a total needless cactus

by BSlitB February 22, 2021

Cactus punk

A punk who decides to pit the larges sharpest spikes on his/her jacket, then decides to hop into the mosh pit with out thinking that maybe they should just leave there jacket with there friend.

Punker 1: Dude who stabbed you?
Punker 2: That fucking cactus punk over there thrashing his elbows.

by NotaNazi September 8, 2014