Hokey Pokey

Not the kids song, Actually when a hard cock goes 'in out, in out' of a hot girl's pussy, and then you pull out and 'shake it all about'

Person 1: Man, me and Olivia just did the Hokey Pokey!
Person 2: Aww nice congrats!, how was it?
Person 1: Dry.
Person 2: ...

by ▩ December 18, 2024

Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.

Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!

by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020

Hokey Pokey

When she ridin' that dick and you spin that bitch around in a 180 so she can watch "The Mandalorian" playing on the T.V behind you.

"Last night was wack. I had that bitch playin' hokey pokey."

by glorbizorb January 17, 2020

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Pokey

When your boyfriend gets too touchy.

He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Hokey pokey

The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections

You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021