ned wan: Aw man ah wiz pure wasted last night, pure chibbed some daft cunt
ned twa: Oot yer box man, wanae mug that old bint comin oot the gala bingo
ned wan: aye man, lets pure smash her cunt in
ned twa: Oot yer box man, wanae mug that old bint comin oot the gala bingo
ned wan: aye man, lets pure smash her cunt in
by puremental February 05, 2010
Similar to "jerking your chain", this is phrase is used to say "just kidding". It is rooted in the common helpdesk response to "Check your spam (email box)" when an intended email did not reach it's destination. As if the recipient did not think of that...; Shortened version: jus' chanckin'
Maybe you should log off and reboot in safe mode....nah, just Chanckin' yer Spam. Your computer's fucked.
by Portal Guy February 10, 2011
by bill January 19, 2004
Get out of my business. Or, if someone switches who they fancy due to an uncalled for interference (aka the person of interest gets a significant other) so that person switches lanes because now they know they aren't going to get to date that person.
Sara really liked Nick, until he started dating Madeline. Now, she is switching lanes and hitting on Tyrone!! Make up your mind, and stay in yer lane!
by DynamicObserver October 28, 2015
Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"
The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
by purefanny565 August 29, 2016
Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
by purefanny565 February 03, 2017