Texas Seltzer

(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.

I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?

by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010

austin texas

austin texas is a hippie town with lots of stoners and dank ganj. its fun and theres a bunch of music everywhere, like the most popular music festival acl. its a lot of fun and austin is cool

austin texas is so fun

by austinchickganj March 25, 2011

Texas Chile Dog

The act of shiting upon a womens tits, and proceding to titty fuck her.

"I gave her a Texas Chile dog that she will never forget. I later washed my dick and had a cold beer."

by Drabe August 11, 2007

Center, Texas

A small ass town where everybody knows your fucking business. You can fucking do anything or say anything without everybody hearing about it. You can't even fart without everybody and their grandma hearing about it. There is nothing to do Except to go to the movies. On the weekends Wal-mart parking lot is filled with teenagers that have nothing else to do. High Schoolers and Graduates that are basically still living in High School "ride dirties" which is riding up and down dirt roads. Center is filled with Hill billies and rednecks. And no one has ever heard of center. and NO! it's not in the fucking center of texas. Basically Center is a really small town where everyone knows everyone's business and is boring as shit.

Dude: man that place was boring
Bro: It can be any more boring than Center, Texas

by AnonymousBro2k11 October 15, 2011

Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009

Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010