tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

telicident

the falling of a smartphone on its user's face when he/she is lying down.

Guy: What happened to your face?
Girl: Oh, I had a telicident last night. It was horrible.

by AcidicPuke October 5, 2016

tecking

To use and using technology

I'm talking to you,would you please stop tecking the

by Urban kindness June 10, 2016

teciar

Sexy god he can have any girl he wants no one can stop him he's the finest kid in the whole wide world some say his dicks so big he can slap you with it from mars

" I can really go for some teciar right now

by Teciar March 9, 2017

telinga ma

a fatal disease that can infect anyone vut mire prominent towards girls.one if the symptoms is the person would get absorbed wayyyyy toooo much into drama and anyone with skin like he's bathed in yogurt for decades and a nationality of south korean in the passport.they're all lucky if they can past through her without getting followed by like a zombie.

OMG....that girl has been draining herself from watching all those korean dramas all night without getting a break.girl! is that even humanely possible?is it possibly she's been infected with telinga Ma?!?!?!

by TheDrippingVenom April 22, 2018

techiefive

Just some overweight, middle-aged asshole on twitch.

Screw that techiefive guy, he's not even affiliated after 4 years of streaming.

by technocraticparty July 2, 2018

teccidh aqjun

expression used when someone says or does something weird and unexplainable

also used with someone who ate Liza

"I ate all my classmates."
"Teccidh aqjun bro!"

"I ate Liza last night"
"So teccidh aqjun, was it good?"

by xcxuu November 17, 2018