Grapefruit technigue

This is a technigue in which you suck a man's penis with your mouth and a grapefruit for extra pleasure

Example: Hey babe do you wanna do the grapefruit technigue tonight?

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021

Nike Techian

I don’t think people understand how much I love you. I love it when you smile, the way you eyes light up when you see your friends. The set goal to protect your family. The fact that you care. Sometimes I stop and wonder do people really know what’s wrong with you, what you’ve been through. Do people really know the real you or just the you that comes to school, gym, Americana, and soccer with a smile on your face. I wonder if you’ve ever opened up to someone about the hard feelings. Letting someone in at all? Even though I make fun of you I really love you I notice the small things that you do the way you quickly glance at other when they do something wrong. I notice the smallest things you. You piss me off so much but I can’t help not to love you. And I’m sure you know it too.

Elina: Nike Techians eyes are so pretty
Sophia: Putins better
Ella:Frick no cauliflower are better

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

a boston technicality

when one is on the path to spiritual ascension and they accidentally engage in emotionally or physically intimate act (s) thus impeding their spiritual ascent

babe, it was only a boston technicality

what happens in boston, stays in boston, except for a boston technicality that shit stays with you

I was almost a wizard but then I went travelling and encountered a boston technicality

by bostonbaby222 July 13, 2022

technicolor yawn

1. vomit

2 an instance of vomiting

That smell will bring on a major technicolor yawn.

by Light Joker April 23, 2007