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muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024
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Topsy Teapot

The act of urinating in your partners anus.
Did you hear about Jessica at the party?
Jimmy gave her a Topsy Teapot
by Topsyboy December 18, 2023
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English teapot

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage
Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm
by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023
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Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.
No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those
by asseater2024 June 13, 2024
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Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina
we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025
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Hostile teaparty

"Mr hostile" / "hostile" is a 19 years old boy that grooms little girls on discord and telegram, he finds them on roblox games or in discord servers, then make group chats with Rivenrayne/XIL764 , andrew and more groomers.
Dad who is Mr hostile teaparty
A groomer and loser
by lovergirl913 October 4, 2025
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Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum
she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot
by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025
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