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tea bagger

Surfers who sit on their board (i.e. tea bag it) and take up space, while not catching any waves.
Look at all those tea baggers out at Malibu
by Hanson March 18, 2003
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teabagging

emptying your teabag from a cup into the bin.
Father: 'this teabag needs teabagging, please teabag for me son?'

son: 'ofcourse i will teabag for you father'
by ilikemen May 23, 2008
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Teabagging

An act, obviously sexual in nature (and presumedly more commonly related to homosexual behavior), currently referring to activists against out-of-control taxation. The description of scrotum/mouth dipping is most enjoyable to the lesser minded of the liberal/CNN watching populace, who are subject matters in abherent behavior and homosexual practices. Apparently humorous to homosexuals and liberals.<---(same?)
Lib #1: Dude, I was teabagging Biff after our gay rights rally last night!!!

Lib #2: Gnarly! How'dja git past his dredlocks?!

Lib #1: uhhh-huh...He held them up!!!!
by NonTeabagger April 16, 2009
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The act of converting Democrats into Republicans by dunking a healthy set of Republican balls into a willing Democrats open mouth repeatedly.
George Bush: Hey Coop baby, lay down there for a sec! heheh..

Anderson Cooper: Ok but I'm not going to like this teabagging am I..

George dunks his balls in Anderson Coopers mouth.

Anderson Cooper: humlf umumnum num num! cough! cough! Ahem. I wonder if Foxnews is hiring...
by romrix April 16, 2009
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Process in which a male inserts a teabag into the vagina of a female, who then urinates into the males mouth, thus giving the sensation of tea.
Just joking, it's when someone puts his balls in another persons mouth
John: "Look at me bitch! I'm teabagging you!"
Your mother: "mmmmmffff"
by Themos2 March 31, 2009
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Usually goes by the moniker Leaning Left, It is someone that enjoys this bizarre sexual practice while masturbating to Bush pictures
Leaning Left has a secret love for GWB and would love to be his tea bagger
by eastern shore lib March 29, 2010
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Teabagging

A pejorative term used as an insult by Democrats against Libertarians and others who espouse small-government, low taxation, and fiscally sound public policy. The reference comes because Democrats, “progressives”, “liberals” and other ideologues of the left are under the mistaken impression that a man’s scrotum is as small a tea bag and can therefore be placed in an open mouth.

Most Democrat men were long ago feminized by their ideology and by organizations such as NOW, elite universities and non-for-profits where men sit on their balls all day shuffling paper and studying global warming. Therefore, their vestigial testicles and sack are in fact small translucent bags filled with crushed content, much like a tea bag. The occasional Democrat woman who shags a real man or gay Democrat who mistakenly beds a Log Cabin Republican, soon realizes that a man’s sack and balls are nothing like a tea bag or its contents, but more like a couple of mangoes coming home from the market in a burlap sack.
"I nearly suffocated after a fruitless attempt at teabagging in the men's room of the Tea Party convention." --A. Cooper.
by kewlhandl April 16, 2010
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