Tanis

a dope ass stoner, someone who's down to do anything, and is always down to get fucked up, usually a heavyweight and barely anyone can keep up. Usually they wake up and have a big bowl of drugs and success for breakfast.

Guy: Tanis just killed the rest of the bottle, while smoking those 2 blunts.

Girl: I'm not surprised, I'm gonna go hook up with him now.

by Hairyba allsack August 20, 2011

Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

The Tanning Horse

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010

tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

by HUH February 27, 2005

Back door Tennis

When two men have gay butt sex, so one of them is nice and loose. Then they put there butts together and swap crap in between their butts.

Lets go play some back door tennis tonight.

by ooma90 December 12, 2007

Titty Tennis

An act in which the male places his testicles on a girl's breast and then proceeds to bounce them off her chin. This is known as the serve. The balls then go to the other titty and a rally is started. The tennis match continues this way until either partner grows tired and then milkshakes are consumed.

"Hey Tabitha, are you up for a game of titty tennis? I promise I won't serve it too hard"

"My chin is still sore from the other day. Are those regulation size balls?"

by Big Dick Warrior May 27, 2009

Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 21, 2012