thumbsterbate

To excessively or with great apparent pleasure send cell phone text messages. Normally with fervent pecking at the keyboard with dueling thumbs in an almost rhythmic movement. The texter may also be quite unaware of their surroundings, focusing all efforts on proper spelling of cryptic jumbles of letters and acronyms.

He completely lost track of time while thumbsterbating with his girlfriend all night at the party. He would thumbsterbate with his girlfriend at every given opportunity.

by MrMadness August 5, 2009

Trumpertantrum

When Donald Trump is throwing a temper tantrum over losing the primaries.

Bob: dude, did you see trump last night?
Evan:yeah, man, he was totally throwing a trumpertantrum!!

by democraticgenius September 21, 2016

Thumbster

A person whose use of the written English language is very poor due to their constant texting with their thumbs that results in bad spelling and the overuse of extreme abbreviations like LOLROTF.

This paper is so poorly written it must be the work of a thumbster with blisters!

by CaptRumScum April 14, 2011

trumper sticker

A bumper sticker espousing nativist or populist views.

He is anti-immigration, as you can see by his trumper sticker.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

trumpertantrum

when somebody gets so mad they scream at everybody they see.

The guy at the mall was having a trumpertantrum in front of the Gap manager.

by Emma Foreman May 16, 2016

grumpster

Another meaning for taking a dump.

Man I got to go take a grumpster.

by Clay Longfellow December 28, 2007

truckster papa

the act of cruising in an expensive car until you come to a truck stop, leaving your car, and meeting one driver. you then proceed to lombardi slap him until he cries from the pain. that hick bitch deserves to be slapped.

last night i was cruisin' and i saw some guy was giving a truckster papa to some redneck...it was hilarious!

by COTT PETERSON March 2, 2005