Muffin Tosser

A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.

That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser

by Brown Farrell Stowell Johnson February 28, 2011

tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

by scottyj May 30, 2003

tossed taco salad

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

by A. Friend October 7, 2007

Tosser

Beautiful, kind and highly intelligent people. Unusual and sought after. The alignment of planets mean most were born in October and have seven names...

I so wish I was a Tosser, sadly I was born on 20 January so there is no hope for me...

by @strivingfortruth September 30, 2019

tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

by Nate June 19, 2003

tossed up

the act of being banged by at least 12 men of the african decent. usually related with the words g-ed up and gang banged. Usually associated with whores and skanks.

negro#1-"yo. we fucking tossed up that whore last night."

negro#2-"fuck yeah."

nasty skank girl who got tossed up-"no way. it was because i was drunk. my vagina hurts today."

by MCHyesduhh July 4, 2006

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016