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Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.
by dim bulb June 2, 2009
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tongue scraper

When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.
Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.
by Novaxixix March 31, 2020
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classy tongue

The act of kissing someone without putting your tongue up in their throat. Just a little bit of tongue in your partner’s mouth.

Ex: On their first date, she didn’t want to scare him, so she gave him a classy tongue kiss.
by Classypie November 21, 2018
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tongue tango

I definitely know him from somewhere, maybe I tongue tango'ed with him at the bar.
by Nattyice January 26, 2017
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Mustard Tongue

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat
So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?
by Dalby May 8, 2009
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tongue jack

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.
Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?
by larry beavers October 26, 2004
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