Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.

Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.

by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019

Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014

Tubaholic

a person who is addicted to youtube, myspace, etc. a person who is always on a computer.

I asked her if she wanted to go out and she said no and i saw she was online from the time i left to the time i got back. 6 hours. she's a damn tubaholic.

by Kemd31 January 24, 2009

Tubagluster

a triple threat, in which you are a YouTuber, a blogger, and a hustler all rolled into one, side effects entail wasting countless hours on the comuter. becoming a tublagustler can be caused by over exposure to abragationism or just to much desire to promote your production company, either way you slice it you end up hustling people into watching your videos through spamming on another people's videos, posting video response to videos that aren't related in the slightest, and writing about it constantly on Myspace and Facebook to get people interested

I spent three hours spamming others people's video's on youtube, then for the next five hours i just kept refreshing the page on my own video to gain more views, i'm such a tubagluster

by Neptuner January 20, 2009

Tuba Rockstar

Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:

1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.

2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.

Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar

or

Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar

by CTFO September 9, 2010

tubar

Trumped up beyond all recognition

The President's ban on Muslims entering the country made U.S. Customs TUBAR, inflicting unncessary pain and suffering on thousands of innocent people trying to enter our country. America is FUBAR because we elected a crazy man as POTUS.

by euphemismo January 29, 2017