Tissu

It is recognized as the one and the cutest dog in the world. It is a dog that everyone loves. It has a pair of watery eyes like a diamond. Although it loves to bite people,but it is playing with you rather than biting seriously. Sometimes it looks stupidly at his master -- Jiayin. It is very afraid of Lorry's sound. Every time it hears these sounds, it will tremble and it is funny. It likes to eat hot dogs very much, everytime it can't wait and always jump on Jiayin. He is also very naughty , he likes to bite Jiayin's clothes and he gets scolded badly every time. Sometimes its owner jiayin will play some dog barking sounds to it, and it will tilt its head. It was super invincible and cute. The dog named Tissu is recognized as the most fun and cutest dog in the world.
Wawwww, look there!The dog was so cute!

Ohh, don't you know?!It called Tissu, was the super duper funniest and cutest dog in the world...

Oh,I see~
by ItsmeJY... November 24, 2021
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Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016
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Tissue driven hypothesis

A tissue driven hypothesis is when a very emotional person jumps to conclusions.
Shut up bitch, I don’t want to hear your tissue driven hypothesis
by Stranded clock February 21, 2024
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tissue

A task or interaction that is (or should be) very easy/simple to complete.
Of course I finished Oregon Trail, that sh*t's tissue!

Bob was pretty embarrassed that beating his 8 year old cousin at a board game wasn't as tissue as he said it would be.
by poodleuni August 19, 2022
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tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.
Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.
by Crystal42 February 26, 2018
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tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues
Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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