Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

thought rant

When you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn't end up happening.

Dude, I had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.

by SecretServixMann July 18, 2017

mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.

While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.

by Kevitar March 1, 2020

The Silly Thought

The Silly Thought is the deity of the Church of The Silly Thought, or Sillythoughtism, a social movement in Hong Kong that promotes a light-hearted view of Hallucinatory Realism and originated in the teaching of intelligent design. According to adherents, Sillythoughtism is a "real, magical religion, in some occurrences has had connections to the concept of magical realism, as much as any other".

If magician can turn your dreams into reality then so can The Silly Thought.

by StopSmoking November 21, 2021

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.

Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol

by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009

bitch thought

Thoughts/feelings pertaining to an unfortunate situation, in which someone thinks badly of someone/something for inconveniencing them, instead of actively trying to problem solve.

My friend told me how he got mad when an old lady held him up at the store paying for her items in coins. I told him that was a bitch thought.

by Theredscribbler June 2, 2017