Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

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Cesar Thought

A random, menacing, and fiendlike thought that may cause harm onto oneself or others.

Guy 1: Wow, what a nice walk in the park.
Guy 2: What if we blew up the moon right now?
Guy 1: Wow, that was a huge Cesar Thought.

by Grape_Frute May 6, 2020

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An Escalator Thought is an enhanced realization of a previously unexplored idea or concept that is achieved when a person experiences an increase in altitude. Escalator Thoughts can be formed during multiple means of ascending motion, such as via airplane, roller coaster, elevator, running up stairs, and of course, riding an escalator.

Mike: Hey Alexa, you wanna hear an Escalator Thought?
Alexa: Sure, go for it.
Mike: If you fell down an escalator at the same speed it was rising, you would simply fall in place.
Alexa: Woah.

by Vicmik May 5, 2022

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thought writing

Writing one's thoughts as one thinks them.

A thought writer sends his thoughts from his brain via his nerves to his hand which writes them and lets him see his thoughts transformed into words.

Thought writing' and 'thought typing' are not the same as writing. Writing asks the brain to articulate a thought or an emotion for the writer to write down.

by but for December 16, 2017

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