Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.

At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007

Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

Grimey Thirsty

Being so turned on by a person you feel dirty and perverted just looking at the person

I feel mad grimey thirsty looking at that stud.

by whtevrusayiknoalready August 10, 2015

the thirsty seven

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

by rebel666 November 27, 2011

Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

Boy thirsty

A girl who is begging for a boy(s) attention. Does anything for them to notice her.

Did you see that girl? She’s so boy thirsty over Jayden.

by Jeffftthekillllerrr December 4, 2018