John

A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.

Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john

by Good ol merica March 19, 2021

John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020

John.

John.

"hi John."

by homophob69 February 5, 2021

John

And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”

OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?

by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020

John

johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi

1.who is that your kissing oh its my John

by susan Kay March 9, 2019

John

Another word for penis

That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john

by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.

A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.

by griddamtimb November 7, 2018