Tech-Neck

Muscular stiffness and pain, even headache, caused by the extended periods of looking down at one's handheld personal technology devices, such as iPods, iPhones, Zunes, BlackBerries and smartphones.
I spent so much time texting yesterday I got horrible Tech-Neck.
by Andy Establishment March 31, 2011
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tech support

interjection
an expression of gratitude, used when someone comes through for you.
note on usage: cannot be used as an adjective
Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."
by epl May 26, 2008
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Ivy Tech

A community college with several campuses scattered across the state of Indiana.

Established in 1963, Ivy Tech now has over 120,000 students.

It's get a bad rap for it's large number of know-nothings (which is true), but it is a good stepping ground for some people between high school and university.

Cheap alternative to real universities, minus the fun.
"Hey did you hear back from Purdue?"
"Yeah, I got rejected, so I'm going to Ivy Tech and hopefully I'll be able to transfer to Purdue somewhere down the road."
by Jake Logos August 27, 2009
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Fuck Tech

It's not a phrase, it's a lifestyle.
Mrs. Ramsey: Ohh by the way you have a test after lunch...

Everyone: Gah fuck tech..!
by Kanye WE March 04, 2009
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shawsheen tech

A technical school where everyone is stereotyped by their shop and it is pretty accurate for the most part, almost everyone smokes or drinks, people think its a trend to be bysexual, it is a common occurance to see people in full pokemon costumes and other weird ass clothes, the freshman get freakyer every year, mcas is a huge deal but hardly anyone prepairs for it and still passes, there are pointless bomb threats and everything academics is wicked easy.
you cant walk down the halls of shawsheen tech without being like wtf?
by stonerman yahh July 03, 2010
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Lincoln Tech

a technical institute in NJ that wastes your hard earned money. filled with extremely dumb people.
"hey man, you wanna waste 16 thousand dollars?"

"sure, let's go to Lincoln Tech"
by an0nymous12345 September 15, 2008
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Tech N9ne

The sickest lyracis out and there is nobody who can see that cat right now.
by Anonymous October 07, 2003
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